5 good things that have happened this week (from the best):
- I had the biggest chunk of chicken for tea yesterday – yum yum yum…
- …And I got to lick out Scooby’s bowl because he was too full to eat it all!!!
- I managed to wangle to be able to stay on the comfy bed ALL DAY on Tuesday instead of being turfed out in the morning and being stuck with the uncomfortable kitchen chairs
- They put a litter tray in the kitchen finally so when I don’t come in until the early hours and I need the loo I won’t have to wee on the cupboard again.
- I have officially become the resident dishwasher which means I get to lick all the dinner plates clean! I tried something new and loved it: tomato and garlic pasta sauce!
5 bad things that have happened this week (from the worst):
- Scooby scared me… he came out of the house smelling of deflea potion and so I hid and went without any food all day…
- …though when I reluctantly came in they restrained me and put it on my back anyway – yuck yuck yuck, it stank and stung!
- I had a big fight yesterday and now have lots of scratches on my poor poor ear
- I am getting confused. When I jump on the kitchen table I get laughed at and tickled but then yesterday I got told off and called naughty. What’s going on there?
- I keep getting thrown out of the kitchen whilst the humans are eating but I only hang around because someone slips me food on the sly.
